I didn't get my son into the preschool we wanted.
We don't have any free range chickens.
Our time-shares are rented for next week-end.
I have too many job offers.
The water in my tub isn't hot enough.
I couldn't find a parking space.
I haven't had a massage in 3 months.
I have a Diet Coke addiction.
I hate rap music.
My best friend says "like" too often,'
I lost my favorite watch today.
We have jet noise in our neighborhood.
I say "shit" too much.
I had to speak to someone with a foreign accent at Sprint today.
I hate New York accents.
I waste too much time
More white people are dying than being born.
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